wanksta

Ever see those little rudeboys who walk down the street threatning everything they see, thinking there hard, until some big bloke walkes past, he gets called then bang...the kid walks off back to his pregnant 20 yr old mum and his smackhead stepdad...(thats the english way :P)

Or in other words, some twat who thinks dey hard...

little twat: Oi ya bastard, ya fuckin startin?
big guy: No...
little twat: Yeah ya are, cmon ill knok you out
big guy: Stfu u wanksta

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Wag

Means to play hookey (nottingham area word)

Sup, history is shit, i mite wag it

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Neophyte

Gotta be the best fuckin hardcore DJ in the world !

woah dude you gotta listen to neophyte vs evil activites, IT OWNZ !

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Noob rape

Two ways of Noob rape.

1. For some games like bf2 base rape is common and when you tell the noobs not to do it, they run in with the grenade launchers dont giving a shit who they kill, quite fucking retarded...
2. The other way is tricking noobs into something eg; the F10 key :)

Noob: Lmaocakes where do i get tanks and leet haxz !
Normal guy: Erm...Pres alt and f4 for em, you will get tons :)

(Also i had some dumbass fooled for press the start button down for 8 seconds ! LOL, Noob rape is good :P )

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wales

Right where to start with these wierd talking homosexuals?

Well there french from the start, so we all hate them :), they put wellingtons on the sheeps so they can run away (Yes what i mean is they bum anything), Plus from little britain there is no only gay in the village, there all homo's, so i advise you never go there unless youve packed your shotgun or a sane person.

Brit man : Keep back, get backing into your gay bar
(Pushes pitchfork into wales)

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omal

Same as rofl and lmao

On my arse laughing

Yo' mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Omal !!!

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