bloop

Blooping is what happens to a defeated enemy in the Mario series, such as a Goomba. When Mario steps on them, or hits them with a fireball, they bloop. This is very different from dying, as the when something bloops, it vanishes as opposed to something that is dead that remains there in a motionless form. Once blooped, the enemy sits in a mythical holding zone until a future attempt by Mario or one of his cohorts to complete the level, in which case the blooped enemy resumes its normal activities as if nothing happened.

Mario hits the koopa with a fireball, making it bloop. Mario then falls in a hole and starts the level over again, and the blooped koopa comes back from the holding zone to do the exact same thing yet again.

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atheist

A person who doesn't believe in a deity.

Oh, and also generally a rude, arrogant, bitter asshole who constantly belittles those of faith, probably because a Christian beat him up in 1st grade and took his lunch money. Yeah I know not all atheists are like this, just 99%. According to atheists, simply because they believe something makes it fact, and anyone who disagrees with them is a worthless imbecile.

Most of them spend an inordinate amount of time on the internet railing against something they supposedly deny exists, and subsequently cry and whine about people not tolerating their beliefs and "forcing" them on them, which hardly ever happens. Most atheists wouldn't have the balls to talk half the shit they do online in real life...that is, assuming they could leave their mom's basement.

Furthermore, they blame every problem of the world on religion. Columbine was caused by religion, polio was caused by religion, the Cubs losing is caused by religion, stubbing their toe is caused by religion, so on and so forth.

Also, though they constantly claim that all theists are retarded, delusional, ignorant, stupid, etc., they seem to spend all of their time hating on Christianity.

It's an eternal mystery how atheists can't figure out why nobody likes them when they are perpetual assholes to everyone else.

Picture a $100 bill in the middle of an intersection. One side has an open-minded, tolerant, non-hateful atheist. Another has an angry, rude, elitist prick atheist. Then there's Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. Who gets to the $100 bill first?

Answer: The angry, rude, elitist prick atheist. Why? Because the other ones DON'T FUCKING EXIST!

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