Decopatched

The art of Decopatch, in the past tense.

'What, pray, did you do on the yester, Wendell?'
'Pray, I Decopatched until I dropped..'
'Whooooaaaaa man, that's some epic Decopatching going on...!'

Decopatchee

An employee of the Decopatch company.

'Mum, I have just received confirmation that I have been successful in becoming a Decopatchee!'
'Ah, well done Son, and what a spiffing Decopatchee you will surely make!'
'Jeez Mum, thanks!'
'Yay, Decopatch!'
'Ditto!'

Decopatch

The art of decopatching, which consists of ripping up decopatch 99p sheets (76p sheets online, discluding p&p) and decorating objects with said pieces. An activity that causes exhaustion but also brings extreme pleasure and joy to the heart..

'Hi Nic, I have an urge to decopatch today, would you like to join?'
'Okay Vic, however, only on the terms that we Decopatch your knobs..'
'Spiffing!'

Decopatcher

Somebody who participates in the art of Decopatch. Refer to 'Decopatch'.

'Oi, Sam Bailey, word on the street is, you're a newfound Decopatcher!'
'Keep it on the low-down, this shit will spread like a bush fire if discovered.'
'Ok, homeboy, safe.'

You've been Decopatched!

The art of spunking on someone and using said spunk as glossy glue for Decopatching.

'Sheila, love, you've been Decopatched! It's all down your back and titties!'
'Ahhh man, I told Jeff to cut that out!

Decopatching

The art of Decopatch, in present tense.

*ring ring, ring ring*
'Oh, hello Mother, I am currently Decopatching, would it be possible for you to call back later?'
'Ah, ofcourse soon, completely understandable...Decopatch away!'
'Cheers blud.'