Prick

Your ex, the douche of a person you dated for too long,

Wow, he's a prick.

hoopchaponia

to dive deep, usually into something wet
to yeet into wetness

"Those divers sure know how to hoopchaponia"

hoopchaponia

(Verb)
to dive deep, often into something wet
to yeet into wetness

"Those divers sure can hoopchaponia"