milking shed

A bar or club where older women go to pick up younger men, solely for the purpose of sex.

I need to get laid tonight, so I'm going to a milking shed.

Pretendong

Substituting a large penis in place of your own and sending it as a dick pic to a random girl on the internet, or worse, photoshopping your own to make it look bigger and thicker.

I've just been sent a dick pic from my boyfriend, but I've seen it in real life, so this is a pretendong.