home shopping network

A station that, instead of selling out, just plain sells - particularly to pregnant women, bed ridden old people, and people who like to shop but are too lazy to go to the mall.

I bought this fake diamond off of the home shopping network ... what a snag.

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MTV

Mundane Television for mundane people.

They don't even play the whole damn video...

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gangsta

Someone who keeps it real, thug.

See Drama, skipp, deezy, nina, g-unit, tupac, pacino, terell owens

Damn that deez is a gangsta

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gotsta

A retarded abbreviation of the two words "got to."

It is only used by idiots because of the following:
1. It's longer than writing "got to."
2. The correct way of saying it is "have to."

I gotsta get this shoe out of my ass.

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Dea

Drug Enforcement Agencey, a branch of law enforcement, (See also PIGS)

oh shit nigga, its the dea, grab the ak and the kilo, we goin out like kamakiazes

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face time

What you do when you get caught by the po-pos.

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jock

JOCK (verb)
"to jock"

Prolonged hitting on another person; to constantly and obviously pursue this person, and let em know that you're into them and want them

Sandra says that she and Harry are just friends, but really she's jocking him.

Youre obviously into that girl cuz youve been jocking her since we got here!

That guy is so hot, there are like 5 girls on his jock right now.

She makes an effort to run into him every day and has flirty convos with him online, she is so jocking him.

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