feil

Feil verb. To have failed miserably at something you thought you were good at.

J.J.: "Wanna go back to my place?"
Tiffany: "Sure why not."

20 min. later
J.J.: "Was it good for you?"
Tiffany: "Not really, sorry to say it but you Feil
J.J.: "Awwwwww."

Grarbage

Someone who has hit an all time low in their life. This is when you need to get counseling or serious syciatric help.

Mr. Carter: "Goofy have you seen your grades lately?"
Goofy: "No Mr. Carter I have not."
Mr. Carter: "Well they're terrible in my book you've hit rock bottom. Do you know the definition of rock bottom?"
Goofy: "No sir I do not."
Mr. Carter: "It means you are Grarbage."