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Karma dick slapped is when you fuck with everyone so much, that the Karma God's gets tired of it and pulls out a big ole black cock and slaps you like a pimp slapping a hoe.
Johnny:
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"
Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"
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You shoot a load in a fat chick's mouth and hold it shut. You the punch her in the stomach until the load shoots out of her nose.
Dude, this chick was all up on my junk like a fat chick eating a donut. So I decided to free willy her and glaze that cock for her.
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The act of taking a power dump and littering the underside of the toilet seat with shit particles.
Man, I had the runs so bad, I left shit glitter all over the place.
To hold a shit in all day, forcing the stomach to roll it in a tightly packed cinder block and having to force it out with a jack hammer.
Christian, I have to shit so bad but I think I can hold it in until I get off work.
You better not Nick, because you'll be stopped like a concrete shit mixer!!
The act of eating an onion to turn your cum into a thick liquid like elmers glue.
When I shot my yak sauce in her cock holster, it poured out like thick elmers glue.
It's when you eat an onion to make your cum thick.
Dude, I just pulled it out of her butt, and shot it on the back of her head. It was thick as yak sauce, you know kind of like elmers glue poring out.