David

The David is a very strange creature, nonetheless he will be the kindest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life… yup that’s right it’s just basic science. So you wanna have a The David in your collection fo sure, just capture one when you see him and don’t ever let go.

Also he has a very big dick, yes but that goes without saying I mean he’s name is The David.

Girl 1: Dayum gurl was that a David?
Girl 2: pff nah gurl I wish they’re so strange to find
Joe mama: Man I wish I had a David in my life