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Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.

Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.

by DefiDef March 19, 2016


Rolding

when you're holding a rolling pin and you're rolling around your bed.

Guy 1 : I feel like rolling around on my bed right now.
Guy 2 : but you're still holding a rolling pin
Guy 1 : so what?
Guy 2 : you ain't gonna be rolling, you're gonna be rolding

by DefiDef March 19, 2016