Facebreak

Briefly suspending, or even closing out, your Facebook or any other social networking account.

Megan was spending too much time on Facebook, so she took a Facebreak.

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perpendicular hugger

When you approach someone for an embrace, but they turn to a 90 degree angle to avoid full frontal contact.

I went to embrace Shannon, but she turned sideways so I only got her shoulder. She’s a perpendicular hugger.

Al Gore rhythms

When your voice recognition software misinterprets "algorithms."

I texted Kenny asking how the algorithms in his computer program were working. He responded by asking me what I meant by "Al Gore rhythms"?

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slug

1)(n)a slimy organism that dies easily from exposure to salt
2)(n)(slang)a bullet
3)(n)(slang)a dollar

1-I think slugs are snails without the shell...
2-"Yea he in ICU...he caught a slug in his leg."
3-"I needa borrow a slug so i can get on da bus!"

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hamlyn

Little bitch that usually starts a lot of little shit.

Wow Hamlyn is a little bitch

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