Jake Paul

A Large Concentration Of Cancer, Cancer in its purest form

Mark: Hey, did you watch that jake Paul video?
Stanley: No
Mark: It was good
Stanley: Whats that on the side of your head?
Mark: A tumor

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The Shits

saying you have the shits is another way to say that you have diarrhea.

I can't eat Indian food. It gives me the shits.

Toby

A Toby is someone who everybody hates for no apparent reason, despite the fact that they are a generally ok person. Nobody likes a Toby, as Tobys are boring and incredibly mild mannered. The phrase originates from the character Toby Flenderson who is portrayed by Paul Lieberstein on the US version of NBC's The Office. The most iconic instance of Toby being a Toby is during the infamous 'Oh god please no' scene.

Dammit Jerry. I'm an adult and I don't need you to remind me of how dangerous the knife game is. You're such a Toby.

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