Dazzle

Short for "Vagazzle Dazzle". When Crush's mom stuffs her droopy lady junk between her legs for the viewing pleasure of degenerates.

Damn, Mike is getting another Dazzle from Crush's mom?!?!?! That's his fourth one this week!

Dick Knuckle

When your cock torques off to the left (or right), resembling a semi-ripe banana when erect, and a partially hooked finger when flaccid. Common in angry short men, orangutans, and intellectual pygmies.

Colloquialism for Peyronie’s disease.

"Dude, did you see Mike in the shower?"

"Yeah bro, what the actual fuck is up with his dick? It looks like a hooked finger"
"Total dick knuckle going on there. Fucking gross."