Babybel's Palsy

Temporary paralytic condition typically afflicting someone who consumed too much cheese.

All that pepper jack cheese gave me Babybel's Palsy.

Cake paralysis

The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.

That was great, but now I am suffering from a mad case of the cake paralysis.