floating voter

A person who bases their vote in a general election on which political party will give the largest handouts in welfare, the worst offenders being single Mothers.

Single Mothers hey! that Sharon's a proper Floating Voter, not only is she a slag, she's a fucking scrounging cunt as well. Lazy twat!!

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Deludenology

Is the study of belief demonstrated by by fans of Manchester City Football Club. A very complex subject in the blue part of Manchester. Although the Football Club is 95% funded with money that comes directly from the Middle Eastern oil industry, the clubs fans fully believe these financial gains to be a result of football related activities at the club. Another part of this very complex study is the UEFA financial fair play rules which fans of the club seem to have a zero understanding of.

Utd fan 1 "He mate, Steve reckons Man City are the richest club in the world now"

Utd fan 2 "Well, Steve's a fucking prick mate, that's the Man City Deludenology for you pal. All City fans struggle with that one".

Milnrow

A small village in the town of Rochdale where single Mums and slags out number the rest of the population by 4:1. Milnrow is also famous for its 'Mucky Mile' (Dale Street). Legend has it, that it is impossible for a man to walk from one end to the other without being accosted by one the village girls and offered some form of explicit sexual activity, usually a blow job on a park bench or a quick fuck up the nearest back ally 'no questions asked'. Milnrow is also in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the most children by percentage being raised on Government handouts.

Jay "We should try this Milnrow place for a night out one weekend mate. Fuck me, look at it, the place is full of dirty slags".
Darren "Yeah, I've been there mate, its like a fucking Madeleine Institute on speed, its a right fucking playground! I'd take some rubber if we're going there pal, or you might come back with a dose. Filthy fucking place that is!"

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