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The point in your life where you think maybe, just maybe, you might be the most bored person on the planet.
OK seriously why did you type this?
Why did *I* type this!?
Guy 1: Hey, guess what?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Pineapples
Guy 2: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
Guy 1: ...what?
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A free game by Epic Games that is blowing up the internet more than any Paul brothers disstrack. It's a cartoony version of PUBG (Players Unknown Battle Ground) where pretty much 100 players drop into a map full of alliterate town names such as: Pleasant Park, Tilted Towers, Flush Factory and yeh you get the idea.
The storm is some big scary thing that nobody likes to be stuck in. Depending at what stage in the game you are at this storm can be lethal. So once the circle shrinks get whatever you are doing done immediately and get your ass into the circle or your useless ass is dead (unless you have medkits and you know the right time to use it).
What separates this from PUBG is that you can build bases and protection while you heal up from a intense shoot out with another guy with no life. If you wanna look cool you can spend millions of dollars on "V-Bucks" to buy outfits. Oh and how could I forget, the wicked dance moves. Once you kill someone and take all their precious loot or just when you feel like it you can just dab if you're some twelvie and still thinks thats cool, or you can go back to 2012 when gangnam style was cool and "Ride the pony." There is more cringy dance moves but there are also some cool ones.
PERSON 1: "HEY HAVE YOU PLAYED FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE?"
PERSON 2: "HEY HAVE YOU HEARD OF A THING CALLED A LIFE?"
PERSON 1: "A WHAT??"
PERSON 2: "A LIFE YOU F'KING IDIOT, A LIFE!!
PERSON 1: "OH YEH I LOST THAT THING WHEN I STARTED PLAYING FORTNITE"
PERSON 2: YEH NO SHIT, I DID TO"
PERSON 1: SO DO YOU WANNA PLAY FORTNITE?"
PERSON 2: YES , YOU WANNA PLAY DUOS?"
PERSON 1: SURE
PERSON 3: WHEN I KILL YOU I WILL DAB OVER YOUR BODY BECAUSE I'M A TWELVIE ."
PERSON 1 & 2: GO AWAY!!
PERSON 3: FINE BUT JAKE PAUL ALWAYS SAYS TO DAB ON THEM HATERS SO IM GONNA DAB ON YOU
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"Went to the zoo yesterday and saw a sideeps, one of the best thing in Australian existence."
"No way!!! i saw a speedis yesterday, i forgot what it was but it's definition is on Urban Dictionary (One of the best dictionaries in the world."
Quit Unless Instincts are Never Neglected. Meaning if there is something you love to do and you have no reason to stop doing it then you should pursue that as much as possible.
A growing Indie-Pop artist called Quinn XCII got his name from one of his proffessors in college. The XCII is 92 in roman numerals which represents the year he was born.
"I CAN'T DO THIS :("
"HEY QUINN"
"MY NAME ISN'T QUINN"
"I KNOW, IT MEANS QUIT UNLESS INSTINCTS are NEGLECTED"
"HEY THANKS MAN, I WILL REMEMBER THAT... QUINN"