Century

A short walk, or run, normally by a body of water.
Alternative definition: to write a short, 10-20 sentence, paragraph describing the unpleasant effects of cycling.

“The other day, I did a century”

Cartwheel

The act of contracting smallpox, while simultaneously jumping off the Empire State Building.

“I’ll do a century (Century), as long as you do a cartwheel.

Stellaing

The act of subconsciously creating, imagining, or crafting something, including, but not limited to, a person, place, or memory, and then fully believing that the imaginary thing is real.

“I was stellaing. It was accidental”

Batman

bat·man. /ˈbatmən/
(Noun) A rich man with a bat fetish, who also happens to be furry and a paedophile, with both mommy and daddy issues

“I am batman”