El Scrapyardo

El Scrapyardo isn’t necessary a concrete, actual “thing”.

It is a concept, an ideal of the teenage dream - and the three main principles of this idea are:
Crime
Sex
Drugs

While this friend group doesn’t achieve any of these very much, they’ve ticked the boxes at least once before. They thrive for excellence, dominance and high street cred when roaming the urban areas of south-west London and Surrey.

Some of the common activities of El Scrapyardo are going to someone’s really posh, big house and getting drunk, while screaming to loud house music late at night. Or tearing up parties, asserting their dominance over the female species and other beta males.

A common idiom of the group is “ESTID”, standing for “El Scrapyardo Till I Die”. This expresses their true bromance and love for one another in the group, while appreciating what they live for as a pack.

Random delinquent: “You guys are losers!”

Kingpin (Jack Mahoney): “Die. We are El Scrapyardo…”