Masturlate

The act of being late due to the inability to finish masturbating.

Man I might get fired if I decide to Masturlate before work again, that's the second time this week.

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Fingerfold

To accidentally finger the fold or crevice of a fat womens body instead of her vagina.

Man I accidentally gave this fat chick a fingerfold last night, man I was drunk but I think she still liked it.

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