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Radiohead

An english alternative rock band that formed in Oxfordshire in 1985 by the name of 'On a Friday'.

Achieved a world wide smash hit single 'Creep' in 1992, but came to detest being recognized a as one hit wonder band. So the members decided to explore new ground with each subsequent and diverse album, dipping their musical toes in Jazz, Electronica, Avant-Garde, Space and Art rock.

By 2007 they had released their seventh studio album over the internet, but with a catch... buyers could purchase the album for whatever price they wanted. Even for nothing.

Radiohead have developed a massive fan base over the years and have been regarded critically by many as one of the greatest bands alive today, having been chosen by the Rolling Stone magazine as one of the greatest artists of all time.

But on a separate note, anyone who cites Radiohead as 'boring' or 'pretentious', HAS CLEARLY NEVER BLOODY LISTENED TO 'KID A' IN THEIR LIFE!!!!!!!

"Oi mate, this Radiohead stuff is naff!"

(hands a copy of 'Kid A')

(1 hour later)

"Good lord, I'm sorry I ever doubted you! This album is AMAZING!"

by Degree7 August 9, 2009

153πŸ‘ 133πŸ‘Ž


Yoko Ono

That old bitch who hounded Lennon until he broke up the Beatles, the dirty skank.

"Hey did you see that nude shoot that Yoko Ono and Lennon did?"

(*shudders)

"Yeah, I wish I hadn't... why, Lennon... why?!"

by Degree7 September 27, 2009

181πŸ‘ 5310πŸ‘Ž


Bible

A book written by a bunch of hippies, about 2000 years ago, who were smoking some serious hash at the time. Never actually figured for their text to be taken seriously.

"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"

"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"

"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."

"AWWWWH, far out man!"

"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"

"Chilled man."

"What should we call this book, yo?"

"How about, like, something that sounds like Babel."

"Yeah, like the town."

"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"

"Holy shit man!"

by Degree7 July 9, 2009

126πŸ‘ 120πŸ‘Ž


Coldplay

The band that Bono wipes his ass with.

"Oh god, I'm OUTTA TOILET PAPER!"

"Here, take this Coldplay album cover."

"Aw, cheers mate!"

(wipe)

by Degree7 August 10, 2009

87πŸ‘ 137πŸ‘Ž


anti-war

Supporting the troops, not the war.

Hippy: "F*ck you! Baby killers!" (Spits)

Knowledgeable Liberal: "Hey man, be anti-war the proper way! Don't hate on the men and women serving everyday to protect us, but question IF we need protecting in the first place!"

by Degree7 August 10, 2009

43πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Music

Something that only a few gifted souls are able to create, these days.

"Okay, Joe, Nick? If we can just put our heads together, maybe we can at least write some music that's worth while."

"Oh, uuuuh... how, I'm feeling it Kevin, I'm feeling it, ummm.... I'm... feeling... paranoid! That's it! Paranoid!"

"Uh, but Nick isn't that a song by Black Sabbath---

"CAN IT JOE! It's brilliant!"

by Degree7 August 9, 2009

22πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


The Bible

A book written by a bunch of hippies, about 2000 years ago, who were smoking some serious hash at the time. Never actually figured for their text to be taken seriously.

"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"

"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"

"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."

"AWWWWH, far out man!"

"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"

"Chilled man."

"What should we call this book, yo?"

"How about, like, someting that sounds like Babel."

"Yeah, like the town."

"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"

"Holy shit man!"

by Degree7 July 9, 2009

167πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž