e-blast

Short for ejaculation blast. More commonly used in referring to a virtual ejaculation rather than literally spraying cum violently.

'Did you see that email from that bitch Valerie? I'd like to e-blast all over her face!'

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Buffaloberries

Small little red spots on men's testicles.

"The population of buffaloberries on my nuts seems to increase with age."

Whinar

An innate radar like sense common in most humans to detect the approach or close presence of a person to whom contestant annoying complaints are the preferred or only method of communicating aka a whiner.

My whinar is sounding! Yup there's Ethel from accounting. Let's get our of here before she sees us!