Chesus

1. The savior of cheese; he was crucified on a cracker for the sins of all dairy products

2. Jesus pronounced in a weird accent

Guy 1: Damn, these nachos are fucking good!

Guy 2: Hey, you better thank Chesus for those

Guy 1: Why? He didn't die for MY sins.

Guy 2: Yeah, but with out him, all dairy products would be burning in hell.

Guy 1: Chesus Christ, get off my back!

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