Random
Source Code
Random
The abbreviation ILY
combined with part of MILF.
Used in sexting your bae
to say "I'd Love to F*** You!"
Intended as a romantic way
to say "I love you, baby,
so let's get it on!"
Bae: I miss you, boy...
Boy: I'm free tonight & ILFY ð
A person whom either because of severe medical issues that aren't physically obvious (eg: Traumatic Brain Injury) or has social phobias (eg: Social Anxiety Disorder or Agoraphobia) takes a longtime to get around to dating people that ask them out (ie: weeks or months). This is a real occurrence that happens in the medical field. It is not a personal issue against anyone dating them. These people simply require patience to the extreme.
Friend1: I'm really excited about the date Alex and I planned but I haven't heard back in months. Did something happen or is it my fault?
Friend2: Don't feel bad. I've known Alex for many years. Bailbaits require uber patience! No worries Alex told me you are the best. ~_^
CJ is a guy that insists on spelling "C.J." in all caps without periods or spaces.
Everyone claims they totally get him yet none describe him consistently nor 100% accurately. He's very outgoing. Like a mirror people see themselves in him but rarely see him. People creep him out when they tell him he "looks like Jesus!" He's usually very kind though he does hate injustice and can get adamant about right vs wrong. A lifelong friend even after people move on or desert him he never stops caring and wishing them the best.
College girl: Wow Jonas must have so many girlfriends! Could I be one??
Guy's bestfriend: He's actually in a committed relationship. Don't misread his kindness. You obviously don't know him. But then Josh is a CJ.
An inside joke or private reference that never successfully makes it on Urban Dictionary.
Votee: SallyHermaned - When my sista Sally does that thing she does! #lmao
Voter: Don't allow. Wow, what an Inside Shit. Brainfart much?