Dick Wedgy

When a mans pubic hair gets caught under the foreskin, causing discomfort and sometimes pain.

"ouch!"

"what's wrong?"

"got a dick wedgy bro"

"need a hand?"

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Ninja Turtle Toes

An unfashionable footwear combination. Wearing thongs with socks on at the same time.

Dave ducked out to get the paper wearing his warm socks and thongs. Little did he know, people were staring at his ninja turtle toes.

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