Just Came to Say Hello

When someone says this to you, it means they either have a total crush on you, because you are so hot, or that they need to talk about something important, such as, oh I don't know, breakup, children, marriage, eating healthy, you name it!

Boyfriend:'Hey babe, just came to say hello.'
Girlfriend:*DUN DUN DUUUNNNN*
Boyfriend:'What's wrong, hon?'
Girlfriend:'Nothing, honey.' *OH MY GOD, IS HE TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE OR BREAKUP?! OR BOTH? OH YES, PROBABLY BOTH.*

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MAN-strual Cycle

The definition of Man-strual Cycle is when a man acts snooty, bossy, or emo right out of the blue.
Another form of the word is weiriod (weer-ee-ud), much like the word period, but for a man. A man's weiriod happens when a man has a flashback of when he first hit puberty. This flashback will trigger very strong emotions that cause the MAN-strual cycle.

Joe: "Why is Tray acting so weird?"
Blake: "I don't know but I think he has his weiriod today..."
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Mother: "Tray! I told you ten minutes ago to bring me your dirty laundry!!!"
Tray: "Ugh, Mom, why are you yelling at me? I hate you! You never told me to bring you my laundryyyyy!"
Father:"What is with Tray today, Cheryl?"
Mother: "I have a feeling he just got his man-strual cycle for the first time..."
Tray: "I'm not deaf, Mom and Dad! Talk about this SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!"
Father: "Woah there, Tray, I have been thinking about talking about the birds and the bees for a long time. You need to know that when..."

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