24/7

Open "24/7" is a 7-syllable cliche for the 4-syllable "always open" and implies that you should be shopping rather than wasting your life living.

It's simple arithmatic, Bro', twenty for seven, 24/7, is cheaper than the dolla' store.

brand

The concept that each of us is a) a product, b) cattle, and c) share an equality of personhood with corporations and their merchandise.

The Citizens United court ruling says we're persons just like corporations; I am equal to Phillip Morris. If I have a personal "brand", does that, Ma Sistah, make me a Marlboro Man? Shut up, dude, I already got Virginia Slims tats on my sleeves. Now can we watch this re-run of Branded in peace?

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