cracked

waking up to the sound of your buddy cracking a beer in your face early in the morning, usually after a night of partying or savraging (see savrage). If you get cracked, you must chug the entire beer upon awakening.

The rules for cracking go as follows:

-It must be after 7:00AM

-It must be a 12oz light beer

-The beer must be cold

-Only the last person still asleep qualifies for getting cracked

-No alarms can be set for waking up to crack someone

-A counter attack may be achieved by grabbing the beer out the cracker's hand before the beer is cracked open, or by cracking open a beer in said cracker's face before getting cracked; this is a very rare occurrence and the person getting counter-cracked must drink both beers

I can't believe I got fucking cracked this morning, that beer tasted like absolute shit.

Better hope I don't wake up before you tomorrow.. I'm gonna crack your ass in the morning.

Yo Tommy drank way too much, he's definitely getting cracked in the morning.

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bidwatching

the graceful art of watching hot girls, or bids, in public. This is typically a collaborative activity that is done with a fellow bro and teamwork is strongly encouraged between fellow bidwatchers in spotting bids. This can be done pretty much anywhere; Starbucks, the mall, the student union, a restaurant, or even on your front porch.

"Yo dude, trying to ditch class and do some bidwatching in the cafe?"

"Sorry I'm late to the meeting, I was doing some bidwatching by the pool and got sidetracked"

"I do so much bidwatching I'm thinking of joining the NBL- National Bidwatching League"

Savrage

To rage harder than the typical human being. This consists of pounding Natty Bohs, throwing back shots, beer bonging Natty Daddies, and causing a serious ruckus for absolutely no reason. Savraging generally leaves a trail of destruction in its wake and the morning after a good savrage usually results in someone getting cracked. Named after the original Neil "Savrage" Savage.

We savraged so hard last night, I don't remember kicking that trashcan into the highway or getting these puncture wounds on my chest.

You tryna SAVRAGE?!