The weirdest player of the team. He doesn't pull as many ladies as the other players but he makes it up for tons of great friends. He tries to keep his teammates in line when they get a little spastic. He always tries to stay positive even when things go south and tries to keep his teammates heads up when they're sad. He's the most vital and loved player of the team.
Girl: so you play hockey?
Hockey Goalie: yep!
Girl: what position do you play?
Hockey Goalie: I'm a goalie!
Girl: oh... that explains alot.
A hockey player that falls on the ice an unreasonable amount of times.
Spectator 1: Ouch! That kid's fall looked like it hurt!
Spectator 2: Ehh, don't worry about it. He does that often, he's kind of a duster.