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Nintendo Fanboy

A person who praises Nintendo who believes gaming would have died in the 80's if Nintendo wasn't around and thinks less of others who don't prefer Nintendo over games. Usually these unique snowflakes spend more time on internet forums writing essays defending and praising Nintendo, yet these people spend more time online defending a company other than playing games. These people love to bash games like Call of Duty (equally as awful) for being the 'same shit every year" but they buy every release of Super Mario and defend the series and usually end up calling you dumb or not a "real gamer" *cringe intensifies*

Random guy online: I'm not a big Nintendo fan I much prefer Xbox or Playstation because they offer what I want

Nintendo Fanboy: REALLY?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOOD GAMING IS AND HONESTLY YOU SHOULDN'T BE GAMING IF YOU CANT SEE THAT NINTENDO IS WAY BETTER THAN FUCKING MICROSHIT AND SONY

Nintendo fanboy: Nintendo is so mistreated because gamers today are fucking retarded and only want good graphics and a game that offers a gun in their hand

Regular Gamer: Wrong, Nintendo simply doesnt offer good 3rd party support and their 1st party games arent that good to justify buying a Nintendo console. Saying that people only want good graphics and 1st person shooters for not liking what you like is silly.

Nintendo fanboy: OMG YOU FAKE GAMERS ARE ALL THE SAME, YOU PLAY SHIT GAMES WHILE I HAVE A GOOD TASTE IN GAMES LIKE MARIO AND ZELDA. -grammatical errors were intended in this example-

by DementedPest October 7, 2016

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Xbox Fanboy

People who spend more time online defending a company other than playing their games. They tend to be almost as bad as Nintendo fanboys but very close. Some tend to be violent, creepy and wait in Best Buy parking lots seeing if people walk out with Xbox Ones and threaten violence online towards those who prefer another system over Xbox

Random gamer: I prefer Playstation over Xbox due to the exclusives, more horsepower , and its where my friends will go to
Xbot: God, you should just kill yourself, you obviously dont know what a real gaming system is.

PS4 fanboy: Xbox is so shit -lists reasonable arguments with a mix of fanboy talk-
Xbot: Dude, you are scum and I will pay for a plane ticket to take you where I live so we can fight. Vermin like you need your teeth kicked in.

-Xbot writes an essay on why xbox is the greatest-
Random gamer: Yo, why dont you play your games besides defending a company and hunk of plastic, fuckin Xbox Fanboy

by DementedPest October 7, 2016

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