jimi whip

To whip one’s phallus across the face of another so as to leave a red stamp of their Jimi on the aforementioned face for a choice of comical reasons, proximity, or, most common, to put the bitch in her place.

A minute after I finished fucking her, and three minutes after I started, I turned over and said, "What the fuck are you still doing here." She thought I was joking so I took my wet cock and swiveled my hips and jimi whipped the bitch, leaving my fat, twelve inch approval to get the fuck out of my house on her face.

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Microwave Butt

1. Someone with an ass so consumingly large that it couldn't possibly fit in a Microwave... HUGE.

2. A BAM

Microwave Butt is fuckin' Crazy. I'd better go hide now... GAWN!

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murica

The way extremely well-educated, republicans, and a few democrats pronounce " America"

I went to Kandahar to fight for 'Murica !!

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BAM

1. A Big Ass Meenu
also: Big Ass Manmeet

2. An indian girl with a Huge penis and a Microwave Butt

3. Black Asian Mexican

4. Bitchy anal mofo

5. Beautiful Alluring Meenu
{Extremely Rare}

BAM tried to make me give her head. It was so horrible. I can't even talk...*

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