Peniso Lasero

A super power-like move that can be done by humping the air once. When doing so it creates a big beam of blue piss.

Peniso Lasero! *hump* * big beam of blue piss*

Agzheimer's

When people called Agmar has Alzheimer's

- Did you hear Agmar got Alzheimer's.

- No, he got Agzheimer's.

Campaign For South Africa

Shortest game board game ever made. It's literally just Rock, Paper, Scissors.

- Yo dawg, you wanna play Campaign For South Africa
- Sure! Let's begin.
- Rock, paper, scissors!

Pasketi Car Burner

The forbidden spaghetti.

Please don't eat the pasketi car burner, it's forbidden!