Juggalo

Fans of the band "Insane Clown Posse". Many of these people believe that their life sucks, and that everyone who thinks ICP sucks are bigots, rich, or white. While I am white, please note that I am just a skinny white kid from a lower-middle class suburb, and am in no way rich or bigoted. Aaaaaaaaaaaanyway, most of them are just out for attention, and believe that "Juggalo-ism" (I made it up, so what?) is a legitimate life-style, when it's actually just being an emo, whiny, bitchy, attention-craving douche while wearing clown make-up. They also like Faygo, because their gods, ICP, tell them to, and because they're complete and utter tools.

Juggalo: Yo' dawg ICP fo' lyfe, homiegeedoghomeskillet fooooooooooo'.

Me: Eh, I don't like 'em too much.

Juggalo: YOU B HATIN' ON DA ICP, FOO'? U FUCKIN' BIGOTED RICH ASS MUHFUCKA! I GON' GET SUM HOMIES N BEET YO' ASS DOWN, WHITEY!

Me: Aren't you white, too, dumbass?

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