Kopala

Describes a person who has a business casual persona, and is an overall nice guy. He treats everyone with a smile, yet people tend to pick on him because they know they can never become him. He never gives a clear answer because he is too hip for answers. There lies an underground rapper in him, starting his career big with his own move which he named after himself.

Kopala: "Hey guys, i can rap!"
Black Guy: "Kopala, u ain't no rappa; u as white as jizz, nig."
Kopala rapping: "I've got my pistol pawn cocked, Ready ta lay shots nonstop until I see your monkey ass drop..."
Black guys run away

Zoeb's Postulate

A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.

It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.

"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"

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Weather God

A Meteorologist whose predictions are always right.

"hey did u see the weather, the weather man predicted a month ago that it would snow today and it did"

"Yea that guy is a Weather God