alex

a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)

Girl1: OMG is that Alex?

Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.