Void mongo

A person who is so dumb that their mind seems to be an empty void until a random, usually nonsensical thought pops up which they can't help to share, only for their mind to return to it's usual state of complete and utter emptiness.

Matt: If I shave my head, would it be more or less weird to not shave my eyebrows as well?
Jenny: wtf?
Joe: don't mind Matt, he's a void mongo.

Dshka Blanga

The act of having intercourse

Dave: Yeah, the date went good
Matt: So, did you do it?
Dave: yeah, we did the Dshka Blanga

Lighthousecore

Underground subgenre for fans of hard working lighthouse- and fishermen. Can be identified by their thick wool sweaters, big beards and most importantly their use of a hand-held lantern (candle or oil).

Pipe smoking and use of phrases such as: "Is there anyone out there?" or "A storm is brewing..." are common in the community.

Dave: What the hell is John wearing? ...and is that a lantern he is holding?
Matt: Oh yeah, John is totally lighthousecore nowadays
Dave: Wtf?!