sandy salad

Letting a cat lick your asshole. The cat's tounge feels like sand paper, and getting your asshole licked is like having your salad tossed.

John: "Boy Brycen, Dave really likes to put honey and catnip on his ass to have the cat lick it off!"
Brycen: "Yeah, thats what I call a sandy salad! I always knew he was a sick fuck!"

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Mexican Sugar Dancing

The act of going from 4chan to Urban Dictionary to look up words that don't make sense.

"Dave is such a cuck! He's jumping from site to site, Mexican Sugar Dancing!" "Yeah Brycen, we'll have him doing that all night!"

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