G Thang

Good thing. This dates back to 340 BC, when Aristotle was tutoring Alexander the Great. Aristotle was telling Alexander of how he locked in a great mortgage rate on his new villa, when Aristotle uttered the phrase, "ain't nothing but a good thing". Alexander the Great misheard Aristotle but thought the phrase was fantastic and continued to use it almost daily in his rulings of Ancient Greece.

When asked how it felt to be undefeated in battle, Alexander the Great replied, "ain't nothin but a g thang"

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vetencourt

the act of defecating your pants during a marriage ceremony. Often times is followed by a furious orgasm resulting in the stickiest smelliest mess you've ever seen.

Did you see that guy Vetencourting during chads wedding? I heard it took hazmat 4 hours to clean up the scene, the semen literally fused the feces to the floor.

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