Depardieu

Urinating in a drunken haze in a location that was not intended for peeing. often followed by a ridiculous cover-up story once sobriety is reached.

I'm totally gonna Depardieu off the balcony.

Dude was drunk as hell last night. I think he Depardieu 'd in your closet.

(caught in the act) What the hell are you Depardieu -ing?

q: who peed in the flower pot last night?
a: i think ___name____ Depardieu -dit

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