Homework

The one thing ruining your shot of ever having a social life

I couldn't hang out tonight because I have 3 hours worth of homework

Athletes foot

What you get when you decide to play footsies with a drain in a public bathroom or school shower. It will also make it look like your foot has AIDS

What your conversation will look like when you play footsies with a drain
Tyler: "Dude what's wrong?
Eric: " I played footsies with a drain in a public bathroom. Now my foot looks like it has AIDS"
Tyler: "Don't feel bad I did the same exact thing (pulls up pants and takes off sock) see"
Athletes foot is what you get when playing footsies with a drain in a public bathroom or school shower

Jensen Ackles

The hottest man to ever exist. A great father who is loving and caring. A sweetheart in general. He's hilarious and the most perfect being to be created. Plays Dean Winchester on the CW show Supernatural.

*Fan asks if Dean would ever take advantage of Sam*
Jared Padelecki: *Slowly backs away*
Jensen Ackles: *Holds out coffee* Here have some of mine
Jared Padelecki: Okay
Jensen Ackles: *Chuckles* Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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