Dylan

You know you shouldn’t miss him but you do anyway. He’ll chat you up claiming that he loves you and only wants to be with you only to be seen with his amazing girlfriend (who deserves so much more) the next day. You’ll remember the good old days where you’d laugh and play and wish those days still existed. One day you’ll find out he cheated on you with your best friend and dump his ass immediately. He’ll leave town for 2 years only to come back to fuck up your life again. He’ll hold your hand during 1st period only to make out with his new girlfriend at lunch. One day you’ll look back and wonder “Why?”.

Dylan is a fuck boy.
Dylan is now a prostitute and visits his neighbour Susan every week.

Nick

Nick’s are very sarcastic but deep down you know they are just joking. All they need are their PS4 and dogs. A word of warning: if you threaten to kidnap their dog, they’ll threaten to kidnap your quiplash.

Nick called me a hooker!
Well next time don’t say X-box is better than PlayStation!

Ryan

Someone who you dated when you were 12, broke up with after 2 weeks and didn’t speak to for 3 years. During that time, you reflect on how much of a bitch you were. After a mental break down you are over come with emotions and decide to text him to apologise for how you broke up with him, only for him to reply:

“Wait, we dated?”

I mean. Ryan asked you out 4 times before you finally said yes. How could he forget?

I’m not sad that Ryan forgot we dated, just suprised.