107 on awesomeness scale, the highest ever recorded. A baller, and incredible rap lyricist.
BOB: Whats awesome, a baller, and unbeatable in a freestlye comp?
JIM: Drew James!!
A sweet human with a mild temper, like a...uhh, steamed carrot. George Washington hallucinated about her right before he died, and he said, "Woughh!" A meme connoisseur that is way ahead of our times. Sometimes communicates in noises. Predicts she's going to make a 22 on an exam, and then really does it. An animal. Maybe a panther. My actual muse, in real life.
"Put the gun down, Calliope."
"Uhmmm okay"
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