soccer mom'd

Being owned or pwned to the point of no return.

"STFU COCKSHIT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! YOU HAVE OVER 200 POSTS IN LESS THAN 10 DAYS. YOU'RE FUCKING PATHETIC, EVEN FOR YOUR AGE. WHAT PART OF "MISETINGS IS FOR ADULTS" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, KID? HERE'S THE DEAL: I'M GOING TO STUFF MY RAINBOW-COLORED COCK UP YOUR FAT ASS AND RUPTURE YOUR PREPUBSCENT PROSTRATE, ENSURING THAT ONCE YOU HIT PUBERTY, MASTURBATION WILL BE MEANINGLESS TO YOU. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M STEALING THE ONLY CHANCE YOU'LL EVER HAVE AT SEXUAL SATISFACTION. ONCE I'VE NUTTED IN YOUR LARGE INTESTINE, I'M GOING TO PULL OUT AND FORCE YOU TO EAT THE REMAINS OF YOUR PITIFUL GLAND. YOU WILL LIKE IT. IF YOU DON'T, I WILL KNEE YOU IN THE STOMACH UNTIL YOU VOMIT IT BACK UP. YOU WILL BE GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE TO ENJOY IT. WE CAN REPEAT AS MANY TIMES AS NECESSARY OR UNTIL YOUR STOMACH BURSTS AND YOU SLOWLY DIE. THEN I WILL DON MY SOMBRERO AND DO A MEXICAN TAP DANCE ON YOUR MINUTE SCROTUM." -

A random scrub getting soccer mom'd by Arc from Misetings.com

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