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skywalker55555

(N) A sex position involving two males in which one is fucked in the ass pretending to walk in mid air while supported by a harness tethered to the ceiling while screaming out 5 random sentences of encouragement in a slight rage and/or arousal at his penetrator (hence skywalker55555).

Meanwhile at the USS ROXANNE

Grant - “uh.. Justin skywalker55555 me”
Justin - “start walking my ace pilot”
Grant - “(1) Justin come here NOW! (2) Justin you’re such a malaka! (3) Aghh Why?! WHY WHY WHY DON’T YOU JUST COME ALREADY?!? (4) Im a worthless stupid piece of shit...and you can get me back if you want! (5) I’m an ace pilot!... No don’t stop Justin wait! AAGHHHHH MALAKA!”

by Derekischungus January 20, 2021


bloodring banger

A Bloodring Banger is a term used for the favorite sex position that middle aged white women prefer whom of which most common names include Roxanne. “Bloodring” is derived from the stretched anus created by the “banging” action only produced from a sev that in turn creates a failed after-product that has since been popularly dubbed as Grant.

- “Oh my gosh dude I totally pulled a bloodring banger on Roxanne”.

- “Oh... so that’s where Grant came from?”

by Derekischungus January 20, 2021