Fulton

Someone who has a MASSIVE ego. Usually they think they are the shit and just can't stop talking. Ever. They are incapable of keeping their mouth shut and never run out of steam, especially when talking about themselves.

Derived from Robert Fulton, who is widely credited with developing the first commercially successful steamboat.

Mom: Hey, honey, how was your day?
Son: Sucked total balls, Mom. Some lard ass Fulton kept harassing me all day about how awesome he was, so I socked him in the face during third period.
Mom: ....
Son: Hey, that bitch had it comin'!

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happiness

unless you are
a child
protected from what is
the horrid thing
of
reality
you know the world
is not
so happy.

by about ten you learn
that life sucks
unless you happen to be
Bill Gates
or Seinfeld
and the like
But you learn that
you don't have to
be rich
or famous
to be happy.

no
it is the little things
that make us happy
like a smile or a
laugh.
it is the little things we
live for -
a bite of candy,
a new Angry Birds high score.
In the end
you know
you learn what it is important:
It is the little things
that matter
And the little things
are what make us
happy.

- Derek

1. I found happiness when I found a bunch of free coupons. WOOT

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