Phat

Attractive and gratifying. A synonym for "cool." The most inefficient synonym for "cool," that is. I have never heard anyone use this word, besides in a cartoon where the protagonist uses this word to compliment someone. This someone so happens to be a fat dude. The show then emphasizes how far this kid has shoved his foot into his larynx. Using this word unironically is not a good idea, as its homonym is not the most flattering adjective. No offense to fat people, though. They're usually pretty cool.

Johnny Test: You're looking super PHAT today!
Cool Clerk: WTF dude? Rude!
Johnny Test: You know, PHat, with a "PH!"
Cool Clerk: That's totally lame bro.

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