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The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.
Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore
Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
A process in which an individual beats another individual up so badly that the attacker suddenly orgasms and ejaculates all over the victims body
Burgler: ima lay the Fucksmack on you pal!!
Man: No!
The truest form of coronavirus and the scariest
Guy: yo I think my mom has covid
Cody: you mean CoronAIDs right?
Guy:..... sure
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After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.
Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!
Peter: He doesnât have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
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After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.
Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!
Peter: He doesnât have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
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After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.
Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!
Peter: He doesnât have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
When playing a game, sport, video game or other, and the opponents use cheap tactics in order to win; to play something without honor; to be a complete faggot when playing something; someone who gets constant death threats for being cheap and phony
Jack: This faggot is cheesing me so hard right now ima find him and chop his chode off
Ryan: What does cheese mean?
Jack: It's an idiot with no honor
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