Towner

A morbidly obese person who sees themselves as a social justice warrior. They tend to ridicule others beliefs that differ from their own while hiding behind a keyboard.

Dude quit being a towner!!

Caw caw

A fat sold drunk from upstate NY who tells everyone he’s a southerner. A compulsive liar even to his closest friends. Sometimes poses as a Native American named Dutch Blackfeather. Also known as a pretendian.

Hey look what ol’ caw caw posted on his IG and YT. God he’s a complete fuckin moron!