hawleytrot

haw-lee-trot
A medium-paced retreat so as not to betray panic. To run for one's life, but in a calculated nonchalant way.

Origin: @KristerJohnson citing the security video of Senator Josh Hawley jogging out of the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.

The Senator from Missouri fled the Capitol at a hawleytrot so as to avoid the violent mob he helped incite.