junkshow

A messy situation; an example of sloppy handiwork; a consequence of poor planning; a gathering that has descended into debauchery and chaos

"Dude, you're about to head out on a river trip and you haven't packed a lifejacket or nearly enough beer. You're runnin' a junkshow!"

Or, "The trip was a complete junkshow. By the second day we had gotten into the hard liquor, and by the third day everyone was dancing on the tabletops."

brumble

A combination of the words "beer", "stroll" and "stumble", used to connote a stroll taken with a beer in hand, usually one that is moderate enough to allow generous sipping and potential double-fisting.

"Why don't you grab a PBR out of that cooler, and we'll take a brumble up the canyon and check out that waterfall."

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