progenitor

A colossal dinosaur creature much like Godzilla that stomps on cities, then furiously mates with the nearest tallest structure. Rumored to have banged The Statue of Liberty in 1968.

Progenitor: PROGENITOR!!! RAWR!
People: MON DIEU! IT'S EIFFEL TOWERING THE EIFFEL TOWER WITH GODZILLA!
Another Bystander: I AM LE TIRED!

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nabes

A casual nick for neighbors.

Jesus: "Love your nabes as you love yourself, mkay?"
Simon Peter: "What is this nabe you speak of?"
Jesus: "Urbandictonary.com. Look up, fool."

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